Reappraisal of the Geologic Time Scale: Evidence for a 6,001-year-old Earth - Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology
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By analyzing upwards of several fossils this paper dates the earth to exactly 6,001 years old. No more. No less.
  • TachyonTele@piefed.socialEnglish
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    20 hours ago

    The inclusion of Pokédex Entry numbers is great.
    Also, I like the sources cited for the paper. One of them is “Pigeon-Elephant Theory: the real origin of humans – Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology by B McGraw”

    • hansolo@lemmy.todayEnglish
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      19 hours ago

      Is there money in writing crap “research” papers like this?

      I would be fine doing this under a pseudonym. But I know UFO researchers really have to hustle a ton. So maybe not?

      • notthebees@reddthat.comEnglish
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        17 hours ago

        People also do this to take the piss out of a junk journal. Usually ones that let anything through

        • hansolo@lemmy.todayEnglish
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          15 hours ago

          Ooooohhhh… That’s a thing? Let me guess, I have to pay to publish my ChatGPT-authored “research” proving that cats are actually aliens?

      • Adalast@lemmy.worldEnglish
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        18 hours ago

        I have no idea, but I am guessing the religious right pays handsomely for anything “scientific” which supports their absolutely asinine beliefs.