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TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 10 months ago

On the Internet, what is a dead giveaway that someone is actually a kid?

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On the Internet, what is a dead giveaway that someone is actually a kid?

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TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 10 months ago
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  • KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol
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    10 months ago

    Poor grammar/orthography

    • Clutch@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      What do birds have to do with anything?

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        Dunno, better call in an etymologist to study what bugs the birds are eating.

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          “Ahh no see, you wanted entomology man, which coincidentally means study of bugs”

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            What about the study of Ents?

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        Nice try, kid

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        10 months ago

        Looks up

        Everything!

        Puts on foil hat

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          You made a perfect example of the original question there. Emoting in italics like an old geeky chat. I’d bet you’re no younger than 35.

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            How do you do, fellow geriatrics?

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      This doesn’t seem to hold true for native English speakers. The number of old white North Americans on Facebook who haven’t figured out punctuation, capitalization, or things like their/there/they’re is astounding.

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        Rest assured it’s not just US problem. The same happens in other languages too and it may be even worse there.

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        As many as 16% of US adults may be considered functionality illiterate in English. A further 26% have serious difficulty gaining understanding from what they read in English. From a department of education study.

        Essentially a third of the country can’t read much beyond the cat in the hat, if even that.

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