I protest, I have a small dick, but only have some residual unconscious racism that I am actively working against!
Swang that thang brother, be proud of the progress. It’s not about the meat, it’s about the spirit that drives it.
I contest the use of derogatory “small dick energy” memes on the grounds of body inclusivity. Small dicks are valid, positive and worthy of appreciation.
hating on small dicks is transphobic tbqh
Your dick ‘energy’ is getting bigger by the day!
OMG they’re really trying to squeeze every penny out of us. Crazy. What company would do this? Like, specifically what’s their website where they take orders??
Cum in - we’re open
small d**k energy
Lame. I get they might need to censor it but it’s easy to cover with part of another sticker and make it look incidental.
4% is kinda weak if you intend on getting the queer market.
Used to always start the night in the Castro when I lived in San Francisco. The pours are HEAVY, vodka OJ is a 16oz pint glass and like 15oz of vodka. Oh and every bar did buy 1 get 1 free until like 11pm happy hour. Basically get a solid buzz for like $10.
4% is rookie numbers.
That area was so wild, especially around Folsom street fair times.
There was a drunk dude getting a blowjob on the windowsill of his second story apt above a bar across the street, one leg in the fucking house the other just on the bar’s sign 🤣
vodka OJ is a 16oz pint glass and like 15oz of vodka.
well yeah, do you know how fucking expensive OJ is??
One of my friends, a bear, took me to get a real margarita ‐‐ I think on Valencia, so Castro district adjacent --when I was 25ish. I couldn’t walk straight after one.
I couldn’t walk straight after one.
Phrasing.
For several reasons.
I said what I said.
I feel like this was designed by the straightest committee
Follow-up question: As a gay guy, what gay drinks should I be drinking?
Feels like someone saw how easy it is to pander to conservative chuds and figured the same could be done for “gay men” (read young white liberal women). I don’t see how anyone in the target demographic can view something like this as anything other than incredibly insulting.
Idk if I see it as insulting personally - more just out of touch
I’m a middle aged white woman and I find this concept hilarious. But I don’t want to buy it because 4% is fucking weak. I want to make my own “gay water” and serve it at parties.
i’m gay; i think this is hilarious. sometimes, cringe is fun!
Turns out they’re legit, and partner with lgbt+ organizations. Unfortunately a lot of the lists I saw for other queer friendly companies are pretty localized to microbreweries. So as usual if you want to support lgbt+ companies, look local
Tap or filtered water. It’s both gay and straight, idk how to describe it.
Bi
Dehydration is ace
I would like to put forward that tea is ace
Believable. However there is a convincing case to be made that tea is demi
Hmm… like herbal vs black tea?
This box gives hello my fellow zoomers
How many frogs are juiced per bottle? Poor froggies
“They’re putting frogs in the water, which is turning the chemicals gay!”
Most depressing thing on the box is the alcohol percentage.
This is children’s alcohol!
“Perfect for 30 year old toddlers!”
How do you do, fellow gays
I will always upvote a 30 Rock Reference
I will always upvote an upvote, fellow upvoter.
Hnnnnng Spooder oop voot
How many simp bucks for a pack?
It’s called June and all companies do it
I wouldn’t even consider looking at what that product is after seeing it in my peripheral. Instant pass on that atrocious packaging.
Wait, this isn’t an AI pic? I guess it still could be. https://gaywater.com/
opening that site gave me 10 points psychic damage
Jesus
Straight white women who watch drag race made this and I’d bet money on it (if I had any).
welp after green washing now we have gay washing
At first I read SIMD bucks and I thought they must take optimizing code seriously.
The gays like their SIMD optimizations
