What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? …My ass. Nyahaa! Nyahaa!
“Ass to ass”
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As you wish!!!
FUCK YESSSSSS PRINCESS BRIDE!!!
Absolute timeless classic!! :D
Are you sure? It’s also in Star Wars - “Vader, release him.”
Groovy
Hello there.
!Ah, general kenobi!<
Welcome to eartf
You said wet shirt don’t break, not piss shirt bend bar.
Put the cookie down!
That was really a bomb? Man, there’s some sick people in this world, sick people!
I am steve
“There is no place for me in this world. I don’t belong out there, and I don’t belong in here. So I’m going out into the Wilderness. Probably, to die.”
Bitches leave.
No luck catching them (swans/killers), then?
Anybody want a peanut?
“…sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.”
“Goodbye and thanks for all the fish.”
“Well, let me finish, Dmitri. Let me finish, Dmitri. Well, listen, how do you think I feel about it? Can you imagine how I feel about it, Dmitri? Why do you think I’m calling you? Just to say hello?”
“He’ll see everything…he’ll see the big board!”
I thought it was “So long and thanks for all the fish”?
