Fleur_@aussie.zone to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 11 days agoProbably would be better off with alien or lizard overlordsmessage-squaremessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareProbably would be better off with alien or lizard overlordsFleur_@aussie.zone to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 11 days agomessage-square13fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarebasiclemmon98@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 days agoAn alien abduction, but they just want to adopt a human pet and you get food and water and shelter and have no expectations except for to lounge around and get massages (pats).
minus-square_wizard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 days agoOccasional visit to a sanitized room where the shove a thermometer up your rear.
minus-squareavattar@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 days agoAnd then they give you shots and treat you if you’re sick, and you pay Nothing?!
minus-squarespittingimage@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 days agoIf you’re a gentleman, two nothings.
minus-squareabbadon420@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 days agoIt’s all fun and games until someone gets neutered
An alien abduction, but they just want to adopt a human pet and you get food and water and shelter and have no expectations except for to lounge around and get massages (pats).
Occasional visit to a sanitized room where the shove a thermometer up your rear.
And then they give you shots and treat you if you’re sick, and you pay Nothing?!
If you’re a gentleman, two nothings.
It’s all fun and games until someone gets neutered
Alien adoption