That kid is back on the escalator again… I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath in sues!
You sucked thirty six dicks? In a row?
You must’ve thought it was whiteboy day!
If someone asks you if your a god Ray, you say yes!
My girlfriend’s a dog… She barks, she claws, she drools, she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers.
Lorain, I’m your density, I mean your destiny.
Oh Stewardess, I speak jive…
I must apologize for Wimp Lo, he’s an idiot. We purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.
Frau Blücher.
I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.
“We’re on a mission from God.”
I hate Illinois Nazis
I’m not a witch, I’m your wife!
“It really tied the room together.”
…and this guy peed on it !
- “Klaatu barada nikto”
- “Anál nathrach, orth’ bháis’s bethad, do chél dénmha”
The first one is a classic. The second one may not be as familiar but still is a great movie ;)
Shut the fuck up Donny.
My word is like my balls. I don’t break em for nobody!
Doctor Scott?!
Brad?!
ROCKY!
Somebody’s Gonna Have To Go Back And Get A Shitload Of Dimes…
How about some more beans Mr. Taggrt? Waving hat I’d say you’ve had enough.
Also
Mungo just pawn in game of life.
I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
Aaaand now I’m sad.
“This episode was badly written!”
“It always stopped at one on the show.”
COME. Out. Of. The. Spaceship.
That’s no moon.
Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for SEGA.
My claim to a brush with celebrity is that I used to know Michael Rooker, who played the guy who got pretzeled.
His biggest role, however, was playing Mary Poppins.
This movie just has line after quotable line
