Cyberastrology: The theory that if you know the exact network conditions at the time someone first connected to the Internet, such as ping times to the major servers of the cyberzodiac, you can predict their future.
Cyberastrology: The theory that if you know the exact network conditions at the time someone first connected to the Internet, such as ping times to the major servers of the cyberzodiac, you can predict their future.
This sounds like a fun thought experiment. What are the cyberastrological signs?
“Oh, she’s such a typical Myspace”
“I can’t adult properly when AOL is in retrograde.”
“I’m a Lemmy with Linux in the fourth house”