You can’t make up some bullshit that is UNCONSTITUTIONAL and win in court.
Sadly, this is not exactly accurate. See:
civil asset forfeiture (blatantly violates the literal wording and any good faith interpretation of the 4th and 6th Amendments)
qualified immunity (was literally invented with no basis in existing law, violates the wording of the law as passed, which was maliciously transcribed to omit a clause explicitly banning immunity, and violates the 7th Amendment right to a jury trial for civil damages exceeding $20)
Sadly, this is not exactly accurate. See: