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minus-squaresalacious_coaster@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 day agoEveryone who has ever eaten a hot dog will die
minus-squareAmazingAwesomator@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 day agostudies show that 100% of people who drink water will also die.
minus-squareThePantser@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 day agoThat’s why I only drink Mtn Dew
minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 day agoI don’t have a problem. I can stop drinking water whenever I want to.
minus-squaremassive_bereavement@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 day agoSee, that’s the addiction talking. Seek help.
minus-squaregrysbok@lemmy.sdf.orgcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·23 hours agoIt’s easy to quit drinking water. I do it several times a day.
minus-squareDarleys_Brew@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 day agoI need to stop oxygen…everyone who has it dies.
Everyone who has ever eaten a hot dog will die
When?
Yup
studies show that 100% of people who drink water will also die.
That’s why I only drink Mtn Dew
I don’t have a problem. I can stop drinking water whenever I want to.
See, that’s the addiction talking. Seek help.
It’s easy to quit drinking water. I do it several times a day.
I need to stop oxygen…everyone who has it dies.