• theangryseal@lemmy.world
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      13 hours ago

      Most I ever paid for a blowjob is the one I got on credit and I’m still paying for today.

      Let me tell you, even though I can’t get much action today because of the kids, she’s been worth every penny haha.

      Of course I’m joking. I’m a stay at home dad. (Which interestingly autocompleted to “stay at home mom” and I had to delete it and try again). If anyone has paid it’s been her. I can assure you I’m not worth it. Don’t know why she puts up with me.

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        1 day ago

        It’s funny how I think it’s a dream job (I’m in between jobs and my SO is working) but also I think the whole stay at home mom is degrading. Too stereotypish I guess? I mean everyone do as they please if they can ofc!