• JairSterre@feddit.nl
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    The left: we’re gonna spy on everyone to make sure you’re fine and doing well!

    The right: dude nobody’s looking who cares

    Centrists: are either of you sure and aware of your statements?

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    Also far left: “we’re gonna vote a clear centrist into office because surely that will create progress and not backfire”

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      Why would I care about what so-called normal people think? Most of them are boring and care about football far more than about the direction their country is going in.

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          No, I’m posting a meme about politically-aware people, not “normal” people, whatever you think those are.

          I am guessing what you consider “normal” is white, Christian, heterosexual and cisgender as well.

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    It’s funny to see people that have swallowed anti communist peograganda hook line and sinker flounder in here trying to discredit the far left.

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    ALL Leftists according to rightists: “all I want is basic needs met, obviously anyone who doesn’t grant a toddler universal basic income, and free on demand sex change surgery and accompanying hormones is obviously a nazi. Also, fuck white people, fuck men, fuck anyone in an incumbent demographic category. Simply by being male and white you should immediately pay reparations for daring to exist. Anyone who even asks about any of these subjects is committing a crime and should never be allowed to speak again. Also it’s illegal to not be attracted to fat people”

    ALL Rightists according to leftists: “Anyone who I’m too stupid to understand shouldn’t exist. There is no middle ground or grey area on anything, it’s my way or the highway. All minorities shouldn’t exist at all, no one should exist who doesn’t conform to my specific set of arbitrary values. Anyone who says otherwise is a communist and hates themselves. Literally everyone must die. The police never make mistakes and any form of authority must be taken as 100% true at face value”

    Centrists: “you both seem extremely closed-minded and I’m struggling to come to any conclusion other than being extreme is bad, and that these are complex subjects. I will try to focus on not being extreme.”

    Yeah anyone can write literally anything you fucking idiots

    Edit: how you know you were right - butthurt downvotes without accompanying replies

  • taanegl@lemmy.world
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    Well, it’s hard to tell liberals and conservatives apart, mostly because liberalism isn’t left wing, but actually slightly right from centre, and both liberalism and conservativism share some similarities.

    This is what McCarthyism did. It’s the great goal post mover.

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    At this point I’m ok with exterminating the label people. Keep your labels to yourself and try really hard to solve a problem without them.

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    Good lord… the comments on here proves that lemmy.world is flooded with politically incompetent libs that couldn’t tell the difference between left and right if their lives depended on it.

    If you believe that there is such a thing as an actual “left” in formal political establishments, this means you.

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    Maybe I’m the centrist in this scenario, but isn’t that just normal left? I’d expect far left to be like “we are going to exterminate all the rich then give their stuff to everyone else”

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      I also believe I am center… To me it’s more like

      Right: let’s go exterminate races. Left: ACAB, all cops are pieces of shit and deserve life sentences.

      I mean, they aren’t totally equal, but there are better examples.

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            I’m more likely to be assaulted by a cop than helped by one. Or randomly killed while they do triple the speed limit with no siren.

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              I hope someday your feelings of law enforcement can be repaired by them. This is a tragic relationship between people and those that are supposed to protect them.

              I hope law enforcement keeps correcting this, which they should have done themselves but instead it took enormous pressure and numerous occasions of crimes by law enforcement.

              Maybe one day, you won’t have to fell that way.

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    That’s not why we are centrists…it might have more to due with our two choices of geriatric patients who are in a steep mental decline.

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    Centrist here. I don’t think the point of horseshoe theory is that the far-left and far-right are the same. The point is simply that they have similarities. Like both wanting to use violence to achieve their aims.

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    Well, far left is anarchism. I haven’t heard how they’re going to make my basic needs met. But then I haven’t ever heard how they’re going to get their basic needs met. Or any needs met, for that matter.

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      I think it’s similar to communism in the sense that they fantasize about perfect citizens who would always think about the group before themselves without any other incitation (such as having to earn money to live).

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    Far left: we’re going to dress in all black and burn buildings down to protest racism of which many of the shops will be locally owned by people of color.

    Far right: we’re going to ravage the civil liberties of every group of people that aren’t white religious old rich people and convince poor white people it’s the patriotic thing to do.

    Centrists: You’re both fucked but one of you is less fucked I guess.

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      You’re both fucked but one of you is less fucked I guess.

      Which one is that? Because moderates are outright refusing to compromise with leftists and progressives. Seems like they prefer fascists.

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        Left is in a pretty clear lead but you won’t find me handing out fliers to spread the word. I’m just watching in paralyzed horror.

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          Maybe if you told moderates they need to start compromising with leftists and progressives a few might listen.

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            Based on the overwhelmingly negative response to the left being criticized I understand why many Centrists stay center. Going either direction just feels morally compromising. I’ll still vote blue because I’m not insane but still, I’d never call myself Democrat.

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              Going either direction just feels morally compromising.

              Supporting unions feels morally compromising? Refusing to send weapons to Israel feels morally compromising? Raising minimum wage feels morally compromising?

              Get real.

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    When your only idea to solve problems is violence you don’t care for having people’s needs met, you just want to dominate others and still claim to be the good guy. I see that on the side of “the left” and you can distance yourself from that without becoming right wing or conservative.