Oh god my neighborhood would become a magnet for annoying people. I’d move.
How does this affect your daily life?
It’d take a substantial amount of days off my life, but I consider that a bonus
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i get a job at temptation mart, ez commute and discounts and maybe i can wear cute little horns at work!?
New modern remake of I dream of Genie, right here! Genie is a badass temptress this time, and it’s produced by HBO so they can have nudity.
…I have GOT to stop comkng up with dark but creative pilots for shows I want to watch but aren’t even being considered.
Free gambling means free winnings means…
lol
Great! Free food that I don’t have to cook! I’d be instantly spoiled. The rest of it I don’t care about.
Youd Become happy for a few months. And it would become normal, then eventually boring. And you would find hobbies again.
I think you asked this in the wrong community, this is better suited for c/asklemmy. This community is for earnest questions.
Traffic is gonna be a nightmare.
I thirteened this. I don’t take those substances and I have yet to find a place where the food tastes about half as gourmet as my own cooked meals.
Why the fuck would I ever show up at work ever again? Sounds excellent.
I mean…housing?
Housing / home ownership counts as a temptation too.
They’re guaranteed to have really nice tents.
Sleep in the Temptation Mart, duh
I spend less money on beer and don’t have to drive to get it. Otherwise, not much has changed.
You know those three packs of tall boys convenience stores sell? I see guys get out of their pickups to buy them after work on weekdays and I’m under the impression they’re doing it for portion control. 30 racks are massively more economical but I think they’d only last two days for some people, so they overpay every day in exchange for not showing up hungover.
So, sounds like no matter how full your fridge is, you drink the same amount.
I’m getting Lotus Hotel and Casino vibes.
Make you never want to leave and become a zombie.
Hey that is what it might look like!
So if I only ever made it this far…
…and thought it too much appealed to kids, think that would change if I kept reading?
I might check out some of the food, but the odds are pretty high that I won’t like it. So I’m probably safe.
There will be a lot of strangers in the stairwell in my apartment building.
If the place was actually called “Temptation Mart”, I would be very suspicious, a Temptation usually means that if you fall for it, something bad will happen.
“Hey, Stoy, wanna go to the Temptations show with me?”
“I dunno… What’s the catch?”
This is why we have zoning laws, folks.
