My girl figured out how to get up to the cage around her heat bulb tonight. She got stuck up there for half an hour and then just gave up and fell. Truly scary creatures.
Do snakes have a reverse gear?
What da snek doin
Spinnin an oroborus.
It’s just a big fan of the Italian Grand Prix
Why everything in Italy looks like a shoe from above?
You no-a like-a the shoe? Mama Mia!
What kinda weird-ass feet do you have?
Italians and their foot fetish!
You must have really weird feet
Forza serpente
Its best
You try taking your shirt off without arms
Or legs!
I love snakes
snakes are scary because they’re idiots with staplers for a face
Staplers ruined forever now, thanks
Where is the head? Can’t find it in either picture.
Edit: oh, I think I see it in the top one, didn’t expect the head and “neck” to be so much smaller than the middle of the body. Still can’t quite see it in the bottom picture.
Remember kids, never reuse a condom
Just leave it on in between so it’s technically a single use 👉😏
FYI, there are reusable washable condoms.
Yeah, your mom!
(no followup questions please because I haven’t thought this through)
Hoop snakes.
This is what becoming an adult is like “I wanna go back! Please, just let me go back.”
Those aren’t snakes, they’re rubber bands.
Ha!
