🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months agoAnon becomes a shrimp farmersh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square68fedilinkarrow-up124arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up124arrow-down1imageAnon becomes a shrimp farmersh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months agomessage-square68fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareFlax@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoIn America, just buy a load of chickens and do this with eggs.
minus-square2piradians@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoSilly goose, everyone knows shrimp is much more valuable than eg– Heavens to betsy, you’re right
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoNow I just need to find a pod to live in.
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoI’ve looked into it, unless there’s a bird flu epidemic, you’re not going to be profitable. It’s literally more expensive for me to raise chickens than buy eggs from across the company. So I guess the solution is to spread bird flu?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoBe a true American and send the other farms infected chicken blankets.
minus-squareulterno@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months ago So I guess the solution is to spread bird flu? Corporate Approves.
In America, just buy a load of chickens and do this with eggs.
Silly goose, everyone knows shrimp is much more valuable than eg–
Heavens to betsy, you’re right
Shrimps is bugs
Now I just need to find a pod to live in.
so tasty bug
Bugs taste like shrimp
yummmm
I’ve looked into it, unless there’s a bird flu epidemic, you’re not going to be profitable. It’s literally more expensive for me to raise chickens than buy eggs from across the company.
So I guess the solution is to spread bird flu?
Be a true American and send the other farms infected chicken blankets.
Corporate Approves.