• absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz
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          2 months ago

          I love Kiwifruit season when they get down to like $1/kg

          I eat a lot of them.

          The juice is great for tenderizing meat also.

          • Man, where do you live? I’m in Minnesota, and our kiwi have to come from halfway around the globe. $1/lb sounds like a fantasy to me.

            I once dated a girl who grew up in Hawaii. She used to mock us mainlanders for buying starfruit. First of all, because she thought they aren’t a very good fruit, but second because apparently where she grew up, they were something of a pest plant: they were everywhere and dropped their fruit on the sidewalk and you’d step on them if you weren’t careful and it’d make a mess.

            It’s all perspective, huh?

            • spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              2 months ago

              $1/lb sounds like a fantasy to me.

              Man, just wait until you find out that they’re actually paying 1/2.2lb, or $0.45/lb

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    2 months ago

    My friend after eating 500 grams of peanuts “Isn’t it funny when you eat penuts and your throat closes and itches a lot?”

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    2 months ago

    Me: “Man, I love chocolate so much, it’s a shame it makes my throat feel so tight and sore.”

    My mom: “Hey Ash… You’re not allowed to eat chocolate any more…”