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You whiners and complainers are all lucky. I don’t see anyone mentioning PL/SQL.
Pascal breathing heavily in the common room
The sentence should scale with the crime. Nonviolent burglars and minor frauds could be taught Python, more serious crimes could get Go, whereas the most depraved offenders could be sentenced to C++
Not envious of that serial killer having to decide between Assembly and Haskell
They have to maintain the code of the ReiserFS project.
The real reason Hannibal Lecter broke out was he had to write Clojure in Notepad
One of guys that retired wrote all his code in notepad. He also did debugging by printing all the code on paper. Like wtf there are other options!
Haskell would be reserved for drug offenders
Cruel and unusual.
The murderers have to do C++.
They’ve already got the requisite skills for Unix
man killpkill -P <parent_pid> —signal SIGKILLkillall -9Don’t murderers do filesystems?
I got this. For those that don’t, search about reiserfs and the author’s criminal history.
I already do C++, so I must have a few credits built up…
If you do COBOL it’s a get out of jail free card
So as long as I’m not caught in between I can murder multiple times?
Ah yes, the pip to npm pipeline!
Objective hell.
*2.000000001 years
“Their methods are unusual, but very effective!!”
console.log(“surprised pickachu face”);
Nice joke, but learning coding it’s not a form of punishment, for some people is actually fun and productive. Prisoners must do some work-out, not get sedentary and grow a programmers belly. Open prisons it’s really open in Finland because your ass will be popsicles in no time if you try to run, and it’s just one direction for you to run, to South East cuz the other way it’s an freezing ocean, some big mountains that will make you a miner looking for heat, so i guess, learning to mine it’s the way to go …
At least they are allowed a ThinkPad.
Not seen: Prison-issued thigh high rainbow socks.
What heinous crime one must commit to be forced to learn fortran
Isn’t Fortran more or less Basic with Maths?
Pursue a particle physics degree
Source: I’ve been at my masters thesis for two years please kill me
You got this bro 👊
Nah my death wish is too passive
That’s… ambiguous.
Huh… Not my intention.
I wasn’t wishing them success with their thesis /s
You both got this and don’t got this at the same time?
if you get sent there for computer crimes you might get the worst sentence: Teaching those “tech skills.”
Impossible! You mean to say… prisoners are just human beings?! Preposterous! Ludicrous, even!
Wrftf is rehabilitation?
I wanna punish and increase recidivism!
Ahhh a fellow American I see.
Justice is “just us” and is exclusively meant to maximize misery.
Given that prisons are an industry in the States and that inmates are one of their main sources of cheap labor, the high recidivism rate is there to maximize profits.
