baatliwala@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoExclusive: Microsoft is finally shutting down Skype in Maywww.xda-developers.comexternal-linkmessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up130arrow-down10cross-posted to: [email protected][email protected]
arrow-up130arrow-down1external-linkExclusive: Microsoft is finally shutting down Skype in Maywww.xda-developers.combaatliwala@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square35fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected][email protected]
minus-squareStalinwolf@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoImmigration Canada: “Prove to us that your marriage is genuine. Prove that it wasn’t for immigration purposes.” My wife and I: “You sure you want that?” Immigration Canada: “Make with the proof.” My wife and I: 400 pages, front and back, of Skype call logs/timestamps. A fucking literal ream of paper
minus-squareSplashJackson@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-22 months agoI think they just wanted you to perform a verification fuck I would
minus-squareEngineerGaming@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoMe who dreads having to give her husband sex when she becomes a wife and hopes he’d pity her enough to not do it to her when she’s clearly miserable and hates every second of it:
Immigration Canada: “Prove to us that your marriage is genuine. Prove that it wasn’t for immigration purposes.”
My wife and I: “You sure you want that?”
Immigration Canada: “Make with the proof.”
My wife and I: 400 pages, front and back, of Skype call logs/timestamps. A fucking literal ream of paper
I think they just wanted you to perform a verification fuck
I would
Me who dreads having to give her husband sex when she becomes a wife and hopes he’d pity her enough to not do it to her when she’s clearly miserable and hates every second of it:
why in 3rd person?