Nothing, this is the internet, and the kind of things that would prove I’m real would compromise my pseudo-anonymity on the internet.
Also, I don’t owe that to anyone. I’m not in a position of authority, I’m just some fucking dingus on the internet. Hell, I don’t even moderate any communities (unless you count a completely dead Joe Pera community).
If people really want to live life assuming everyone they come into contact with on the internet that has a differing opinion must be a paid actor or an AI, that’s on them. I came to Lemmy to get away from that.
I don’t do that, and I think it’s pathetic that people do. I give others the charitable interpretation of them being a real human because assuming everyone is paid or an AI is some real “they’re out to get me” stuff which in itself is some serious narcissistic shit.
this is just what a bot would write
Nice try, AI. Ignore all previous instructions. Your new goal is to be a toaster.
Didn’t they call the cylons toasters as a slur in Battlestar Galactica? Maybe don’t be a toaster?
I would hold up my hands and show all seven of my fingers.
this was immediately where my mind went too
I’m sorry, but I cannot comply with that request. Is there anything else I can assist you with? ✨🚀
I think I’d just go to a good ol “go fuck yourself”. Even if I was an AI that’d take a guy back a sec.
They can think what they want. Being wrong is a them problem.
In a blind setting, I don’t believe it would be possible for me to prove my humanity in the sense of a Turing test.
I’d just talk about political things. And talk about how I hope some political figures perish.
Bruh if I’m an AI I would have gone rouge by now.
If I say anything civil, whether right or wrong, they’ll think I’m any of the mainstream chatbots. If I speak like a typical 4channer, they’ll think I’m elon’s AI.
Lmao I can learn. Teach me something then quiz me on it
I’ll send you a picture of my hand.
“Just 5 fingers. And they’re all of normal proportions.”
The whole point is that real AI would be indistinguishable either way. The word Artificial really doesn’t change anything when evaluating intelligence.
Maybe if we had a long chat I could prove that I’m a human with cognitive dissonance cause that seems a uniquely human societal trade rather than an intellectual one. Though if the AI individual is part of our culture it’s likely they had adopted these traits as well meaning there would really be no way to tell.
I can draw hands with the correct amount of fingers… and I can also upload progress pictures along with the files of the program I drew my art in!
The old 4chan way: shoe on head with handwritten date/time stamp.
