Tesla’s Cybertruck just made its grand debut at Mardi Gras 2025, and, well… it didn’t go great. Watch the Video: The Crowd Was Not Having It. A group of Cybertrucks rolled through the Orpheus Parade, a generally tame, family-friendly event known for marching bands, fabulous floats, and an all-around good time. But when the small […]
Maybe because the Cybertruck is not a car because it’s supposed to be a truck, but it’s not a proper truck either.
It’s a killer monstrosity that can propel 3½ ton of metal from zero to sixty in a few seconds.
but not up a hill
Is this some reference I’m not aware of?
cybertrucks can’t get up hills. they’re slower uphill than laden semis