• kat_angstrom@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    As a Canadian, the moment tanks roll across the border I’m going feral. This is not the future we were promised in our youth. Sovereignty is non-negotiable.

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      2 months ago

      I’m with you buddy i will use the rest of my life making canada a useless wasteland before i let those fucktard take 1 inch of land

    • xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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      2 months ago

      Might I suggest buying a few cheap drones? If every Canadian had five cheap drones and access to special recipes any occupation would be costly and extremely expensive.

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        2 months ago

        The only recipes I have are for muffins. I’m a terrible baker though, so that might still work.

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          2 months ago

          Make the muffins using Styrofoam and gasoline.

          Stuff Styrofoam in a glass container. Fill up.

          When ready to bake Heat wick to 350°

          ^I love the smell of napalm muffins in the morning.^

    • something_random_tho@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      Buy guns now, just in case, and learn to use them safely. Plan to be Vietnam with snow. Make it a war of attrition, filled with guerrilla war and gradually chipping away at American troops and morale.

      I’m so sorry I even need to type this out. :(