For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
The seventh planet from the sun should be called Caelus not Uranus. All the other planets get named after the Roman equivalent of their respective god, why should that one get special treatment just so people can make puerile jokes.
EDIT: spelling
You know before this post I didn’t have a dog in this fight but now I am right beside you on this hill and it will be Caelus in my mind from now on.
So easier to talk seriously about, as you point out.
There are dozens of us!