chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 months agoYou have a time machine with a single round trip. You hate everyone. And you are lazy. What is the least you can do to completely screw over the world with your one trip through time?message-squaremessage-square57fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareYou have a time machine with a single round trip. You hate everyone. And you are lazy. What is the least you can do to completely screw over the world with your one trip through time?chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square57fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareCosmic Cleric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoI hate the ‘hate’ part (pardon the pun) of the question. I’d rather go back in time and get Jesus and bring him back here so that he can go all ‘temple money changers’ on today’s MAGA Christians asses, give them a proper yelling to. This comment is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
minus-squareKissaki@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoI’m sure he’d be deported and ignored if not put into an asylum.
minus-squareCosmic Cleric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoNah, when he uses his Jesussy powers he’d stare them down quick like, and they’d beg for forgiveness. This comment is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
minus-squareNaibofTabr@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoI want to watch this series. Jesus the time traveler tells off assholes.
minus-squareHossenfeffer@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoYou think they’d listen to a random brown dude who couldn’t speak English?
minus-squareCosmic Cleric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoSomething tells me that if Jesus was ‘Jesussy’ enough, that they’d listen to him, regardless of skin color. This comment is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
minus-squareThe Real King Gordon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-22 months agoJesus-y? Or Jesussy? Those seem different.
I hate the ‘hate’ part (pardon the pun) of the question.
I’d rather go back in time and get Jesus and bring him back here so that he can go all ‘temple money changers’ on today’s MAGA Christians asses, give them a proper yelling to.
This comment is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
I’m sure he’d be deported and ignored if not put into an asylum.
Nah, when he uses his Jesussy powers he’d stare them down quick like, and they’d beg for forgiveness.
This comment is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
All hail…the Jesussy
I want to watch this series.
Jesus the time traveler tells off assholes.
You think they’d listen to a random brown dude who couldn’t speak English?
Something tells me that if Jesus was ‘Jesussy’ enough, that they’d listen to him, regardless of skin color.
This comment is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Jesus-y? Or Jesussy? Those seem different.