chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 months agoYou have a time machine with a single round trip. You hate everyone. And you are lazy. What is the least you can do to completely screw over the world with your one trip through time?message-squaremessage-square57fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareYou have a time machine with a single round trip. You hate everyone. And you are lazy. What is the least you can do to completely screw over the world with your one trip through time?chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square57fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaretraches@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoYou would immediately die in agony. No oxygen and a lot more CO2 in the atmosphere
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoAnd release an incredible cocktail of gut and other bacteria on the world to entirely change the course of history.
minus-squareCarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoAnd upon said death he would immediately shit himself. Mission accomplished!
You would immediately die in agony. No oxygen and a lot more CO2 in the atmosphere
And release an incredible cocktail of gut and other bacteria on the world to entirely change the course of history.
And upon said death he would immediately shit himself. Mission accomplished!