UraniumForBreakfast@lemm.ee to Canada@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 month agoWhat Options Exist For U.S. Citizens Looking To Move To Canada?message-squaremessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
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minus-squareArkouda@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoRenounce your US citizenship at the border while holding a Beaver and Canadian Goose, screaming “Oh Canada” at the top of your lungs until someone lets you in.
minus-squareUraniumForBreakfast@lemm.eeOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoI actually do know the majority of “Oh Canada”. Goose, easy. Beaver? I’m fucked. Will maple syrup make do?
minus-squareReannlegge@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoGoose is easy? Geese are assholes good luck at coming close enough to carry a living goose.
minus-squareCort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoWhat’s difficult? They have a built in carrying handle.
minus-squareFaceDeer@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoYeah, as soon as he said “Goose, easy” I knew he was not Canadian material. Sorry, OP. Maybe try Mexico?
minus-squareUraniumForBreakfast@lemm.eeOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoHey now, initially it never mentioned anything about being a LIVE goose.
minus-squareFaceDeer@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoSo you think you can come to the Canadian border waving around a dead Canada goose and you’ll be welcomed with open arms? You’d be shot on sight. If we had any guns.
minus-squareReannlegge@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoI want to down vote you so hard for saying that, but I can just not bring myself to doing. Call it the Canadian in or something.
minus-squareUraniumForBreakfast@lemm.eeOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoThe only time I’ve “caught” a goose was after it chased my bicycle and broke its neck in the spokes of my wheel. 🤷
minus-squaresocialjusticewizard@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoYou’ll have to be covered in maple syrup, we took that as a given
minus-squareUraniumForBreakfast@lemm.eeOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoI’ll bring poutine and timbits, too.
Renounce your US citizenship at the border while holding a Beaver and Canadian Goose, screaming “Oh Canada” at the top of your lungs until someone lets you in.
I actually do know the majority of “Oh Canada”.
Goose, easy.
Beaver? I’m fucked.
Will maple syrup make do?
Goose is easy? Geese are assholes good luck at coming close enough to carry a living goose.
What’s difficult? They have a built in carrying handle.
Yeah, as soon as he said “Goose, easy” I knew he was not Canadian material. Sorry, OP. Maybe try Mexico?
Hey now, initially it never mentioned anything about being a LIVE goose.
So you think you can come to the Canadian border waving around a dead Canada goose and you’ll be welcomed with open arms?
You’d be shot on sight. If we had any guns.
I want to down vote you so hard for saying that, but I can just not bring myself to doing. Call it the Canadian in or something.
The only time I’ve “caught” a goose was after it chased my bicycle and broke its neck in the spokes of my wheel. 🤷
You’ll have to be covered in maple syrup, we took that as a given
I’ll bring poutine and timbits, too.