Summary
Elon Musk lashed out online Monday as Tesla stock plunged over 15%, wiping out its post-election rally and shedding 50% of its value since December.
Investors worried about market declines, recession fears, and Tesla’s growing controversy after Musk’s far-right rhetoric and mass government layoffs.
Musk falsely claimed Democratic donors funded anti-Tesla protests and linked critics to Jeffrey Epstein. He amplified conspiracy theories blaming arson attacks on Democrats.
Despite his efforts, Tesla’s collapse cost Musk $23 billion in a single day.
were doing something right if hes melting down.
I hope it goes to zero
It’s purpose was to trigger the other carmakers to sell BEVs. It has outlived its usefulness.
Maybe he should do more Nazi salutes.
I received 0 money from any Democratic donor. They don’t have to pay me to enjoy your downfall.
Some of us spent money to see this happen.
Oh wow look taking hard political stances is actually bad for business. A fact known for pretty much all of time. I wonder how the self proclaimed genius didn’t see this coming.
wait; musk got child sex slaves from epstein? I was not aware of this, but he just admitted to it holy fuck is there anything evil this shit bag didn’t have a finger in?
Where did you see he got sex slaves from Epstein?
“linked critics to jeffery epstein”. from a normal shitty guy that would just mean he was saying ‘everyone talking shit about me is also shit’. but he’s not a normal shitty guy. he’s a delusional solipsistic narcissist who cannot imagine anything but himself and has a larger share of society by percentage from a larger more materially and population abundant/surplus society than has ever existed before in the history of life on earth. so when he accuses someone, ANYONE of something, ANYTHING; he is admitting that he can at least imagine himself doing it.
which means he has imagined himself doing it. and if he had unlimited money and zero consequences and zero conscience, and was into that, why not make his most fucked up fantasies a reality? and he wouldn’t have remembered the guy existed if it wasn’t important. so he clearly enjoyed himself.
so yes. I can’t prove it in court, because the stardards of courts are classist and bullshit and also I’m very high right now, but elon musk definitely fucked a buncha kids. also he totally looks like a pedo. i’d bet a kidney on that, if there were anywhere i trusted for that kind of thing.
Wow, the president is really scared, he even had to call trump for a photo op in front of a Tesla
linked critics to Jeffrey Epstein.
Projection to the highest degree.
musk melts down
ah, I was hoping it was literal. maybe one day, fingers crossed.
Melt down? Better pour 5 thousand tons of boron and sand on him.
In this economy?! The best we can do is a 55 gallon drum filled with Coca-Cola.
The legs are really the problem when stuffing a chunky human into a barrel (or so I hear). And a guy like Elon will displace about 25 gallons of liquid, so we really only have to pay for 30.
Man. Poor guy. Really gotta feel for the nazi billionaires trying to destroy the world when their feefees get hurt. Chin up, champ!
God damn is he stupid. TF did he think was gonna happen when he pissed off the kind of people that buy EV’s
Nothing. He’s not used to consequences.
He thought he was smarter and that it would be over in a week. He thought no one would keep listening to the bad and they are the type of leaders that only listen to themselves within their own echo chamber.
Good. Fuck him and fuck that overvalued shitty car company.
