Tattoo, also terrorist.

You make international trade so much fun.

Food testing isn’t really needed when the food runs out. This administration is just thinking ahead.

I would have preferred a simple 1 page faq with who did it and how was the government involved if at all.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_University

Damn preservatives in all his fast food.

He doesn’t have the same SS protection as the president and VP have does he?

(yes the SS is intentional as opposed to USSS)

What competition does Apple have that still has a tariff? I’m a little surprised he didn’t just come out and EO a program where any company that contributes X amount of dollars is exempt. Make Samsung pay also.

He doesn’t even get the adrenaline rush of racing the golf cart around or taking it off any sweet jumps.

Nobody gets murdered in Russia. They just accidentally fall out of windows because they’re clumsy.

Simple language for his simple followers.

This is exactly what flip books were designed for.

I don’t have any experience in politics but I’ll do it.

Best I can do is $7.50 USD and whatever meal you want from Taco Bell

He’s so generous and kind. A modern day Hercules you could say.

!remindme 2029

Has anyone seen his birth certificate‽

Amen.

Like roe.

Everything is legal until someone has the balls to enforce it not being illegal.