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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Man accidentally shot self in foot while attempting to kill cockroach

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Man accidentally shot self in foot while attempting to kill cockroach

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

A man accidentally shot himself in the foot while trying to kill a cockroach in an unlucky and unfortunate series of events.

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2 months ago
Naw.

The DM broke out the special dice (see below,) and turned it to a divine 1. Just for that guy….

(Edit: credit where it’s due)

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