Summary

A leaked TSA email suggests funding for bomb-sniffing dogs has been halted under Elon Musk.

The email states that vet visits, kenneling, and food are “put on hold” until further guidance.

TSA deploys over 1,000 canine teams, with training costing $33,000 per dog.

The funding freeze contradicts Trump’s “tough on crime” stance and coincided with the White House celebrating “K9 Veterans Day.”

  • Wispy2891@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Ok, first remove any kind of bomb detection from any flight he’s taking. Need to show that he’s serious about saving money

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      He’s basically doing a scream test, you shut off something, and if nobody comes back to you asking why it’s down, you can assume nobody was using it, and you can just leave it shut down. If it was needed, you just spin it back up.

      Obviously that’s not a huge issue with computers (although you’ll have a bad time if you do it across the board or with backup systems), but you can’t do that shit to people (or in this case animals).

      He’s doing silicon valley stuff to real life, and you just have to be a complete idiot to think that’s a good idea.

      • Miles O'Brien@startrek.website
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        4 months ago

        I have a idea. We do our own scream test.

        Let’s turn his brain off permanently.

        And we Don’t bother listening for anyone complaining about it.

        It’s the perfect plan.

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              Nope. I just figured the comment was a little close to a call to violence; figured they’re either not in the US, or Fedposting.

              Maybe they just don’t give a fuck about making calls to violence, in which case more power to them and good luck out there

              Edit: realized you weren’t the person I originally commented on, so I changed the wording to point at the proper subject

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      Millions of people who voted for Biden in 2020 stayed home in 2024. Republican numbers stayed the same.

      By abstaining from voting for Harris, the entire US collectively voted for the worst option.

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      It started with Gerry Springer, really. We started celebrating the most awful qualities of humanity and normalized them.

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        I’d say that Springer was influenced by Oprah Winfrey, whose show about abuse, neglect, crime and vice was influenced by her harrowing childhood, a product of racism, and capitalist-induced poverty.

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        Didn’t he apologize for that and said had he known what was unleashed he would have shut it down?

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      People in this thread want to blame television which is fucking weird and straight from the 90s. The real issue is every one needs a fucking civics lesson. Half the people don’t even know the intended function of government the other half are arguing about which facts are facts.

      I’m mean, not even to mention our society is designed around greed. They dressed it up real nice but end of the day the engine that drives the machine is pure greed.

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    Maybe its collateral damage from getting rid of drug-sniffing dogs that might narc on him and his friends

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    Perhaps we take those dogs. When the unruly mobs kick in the mansions of the ultra rich, we let the dogs feed once more.

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    I would bet that they’re aware of an attaok and opening the doors so that it can happen. They’ve already compromsed the rest of the industry. This is 9/ll all over again.

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      Yeah, they need something to blame on Canada to get the full support of their idiot population to kill us.

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        This is literally the plot of Michael Moore’s comedy, Canadian Bacon (1995), starring John Candy. 30 years later, and Republicans are now leading us down a path that even Michael Moore deemed to be so patently absurd that it’d be perfect for a zany satirical comedy.

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            I was surprised when I found that out, too. It’s apparently the only fictional movie he’s made; everything else has been documentaries.

            I guess they’ll have to update the Wiki page when it comes true anyway, LOL.

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    Legally-speaking, K9 units are considered police officers. “Elon Musk withholds food, housing, and healthcare from over one thousand very handsome police officers” is a much better headline.

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      Sociopaths don’t understand the role of pets. That’s why Krasnov is the first president in 100 years to not have a pet.

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      I heard when Elon played the original Wolfenstein he would kill all the dogs and leave the Nazi soldiers alone. He thought the goal was to collect all the scattered treasure to take to Hitler at the end.

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    Kristie Noem killer her dog with a bullet and MAGA still loves her. This won’t change smooth brain MAGA but independent thinkers that love dogs will now hate Elon.

    The more Elon hate the better. Fuck him.

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    Waiting for someone to hopefully explain how the title is misleading and the dogs are ok plz

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      Obviously the dogs’ handlers will continue to care for their dogs. It’s not okay that they might be spending their own money to do so.

      Y’all Muricans need to stop this madness. Sincerely, rest of the world.

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    This is so fucking funny, everyday we (the world) get to read news articles about the United States of Idiots.

    Disclaimer: I don’t think that all Americans are idiots, many of you are okay.

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    This man is literally trying to starve dogs to death so he can get a tax cut.

    That is a level of evil that Saturday morning cartoons would reject as being over the top.