I’d love to make a history joke about them getting to learn a new lesson every few centuries, but that mere joke itself might legitimize their absolute bullshit claims on the land. Israel was formed in 1948 because of a bunch of segregationist assholes who wanted to fuck with brown people and Russians.
“They” being tens of millions of voters in the primaries. You could be one of them, maybe?
Tolerance extends only until the Intolerant.
I knew it was a monty python reference but the actual story is so damn interesting, too
Every weapon is either beyond radical/awesome or absolutely appalling depending on who it’s being used on. If the timeline has these things being airdropped near Crimea’s border to fight the Russians then it’s a damn good timeline.
So this guy the Romans sent to the colonies to persecute christian cultists got lost and hallucinated meeting with Jesus, turned around, and started converting Romans to Christianity instead. They kept all the same stuff from the old polytheistic religion except now they sacrifice goats, do confessions, uphold patriarchy, drink wine and eat bread in service of the one true G.
Except, the Romans brutally tortured and nailed his naked ass to the cross… How do you spin that? Say it was all for our suffering, of course! That it was completely consensual and part of the plan. And since Romans spread Christianity far and wide across Europe it became the standard.
That might be a good buddy comedy about the rapture where Hell rises to the surface but the US Military’s actually got it under control somehow. Like a damn minotaur comes through the fences and swings a helicopter into the pavement by it’s tail, but a dude in a turret on a humvee shreds it like swiss cheese and all the goblins storming the gate stop cold and kneel with their hands on the back of their head very nervously.
I laughed and upvoted the meme but then I had to find it again and double check to see if it specified a country.
Do you write lists like “jeff, paul, stacey, or craig” or do you write them as “jeff, or paul, or stacey, or craig”? It makes perfect sense to me, but if you think words that aren’t included in a law are “implied” then good luck pal.
Because this is a list
When you type a list
thing 1, thing 2, or thing 3
It doesn’t imply thing 1 AND 2 or 3.
/s is mandatory please
/S is mandatory
That’s fair but the text being OR and not AND means it is vague enough that you could apply it to punching two people as it is “a violent act” which “is intended to” “injure”.
I don’t see any reason to play the remake tbh.
But if I did then the first thing I’d do is explore the vampire questlines because tbh I never really discovered that one noble’s identity or any of that stuff even though I vaguely knew about the rumours.
“What do you mean you can fill a black soul gem with any soul?”
It’s not a prerequisite for the first degree murder charges in Florida like it is in New York State, but I still think his actions qualify based on the state laws. Maybe we’ll hear more about what all he is or is not charged with when his court dates are announced, as was the case with Mangione.
2024 Florida Statutes
Title XLVI - Crimes
Chapter 775 - General Penalties; Registration of Criminals
775.30 - Terrorism; Defined; Penalties.
775.30 Terrorism; defined; penalties.—
(1) As used in this chapter and the Florida Criminal Code, the terms “terrorism” or “terrorist activity” mean an activity that:
(a) Involves:
1. A violent act or an act dangerous to human life which is a violation of the criminal laws of this state or of the United States; or
2. A violation of s. 815.06; and
(b) Is intended to:
1. Intimidate, injure, or coerce a civilian population;
2. Influence the policy of a government by intimidation or coercion; or
3. Affect the conduct of government through destruction of property, assassination, murder, kidnapping, or aircraft piracy.
(2) A person who violates s. 782.04(1)(a)1. or (2), s. 782.065, s. 782.07(1), s. 782.09, s. 784.045, s. 784.07, s. 787.01, s. 787.02, s. 787.07, s. 790.115, s. 790.15, s. 790.16, s. 790.161, s. 790.1615, s. 790.162, s. 790.166, s. 790.19, s. 806.01, s. 806.031, s. 806.111, s. 815.06, s. 815.061, s. 859.01, or s. 876.34, in furtherance of intimidating or coercing the policy of a government, or in furtherance of affecting the conduct of a government by mass destruction, assassination, or kidnapping, commits the crime of terrorism, a felony of the first degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082, s. 775.083, or s. 775.084.
(3) A person who commits a violation of subsection (2) which results in death or serious bodily injury commits a life felony, punishable as provided in s. 775.082, s. 775.083, or s. 775.084. As used in this subsection, the term “serious bodily injury” means an injury to a person which creates a substantial risk of death, serious personal disfigurement, or protracted loss or impairment of the function of a bodily member or an organ.
History.—s. 1, ch. 2001-356; s. 5, ch. 2001-365; s. 1, ch. 2001-366; s. 1, ch. 2017-37; s. 112, ch. 2019-167.
My ass would probably get promoted for charity and then later axed (figurative and literal) for telling people the truth about sexuality, religious differences, politics, science, art, etc.
Being a priest is all about subtlety and deflection.
There was a megathread in a news community here on lemmy but it wasn’t even front page so memes were above it.
The world is so much worse without her.
But hell yeah, sister, she set an achievable goal!