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Youse can’t reach your back? I just scratch myself.
There are other things of I can do with my own hands but is somehow better when done by my spouse.
I’m over 50.
Get a butt scratcher.
If that’s the best part of marriage, then your spouse can be replaced by a stick.
Yeah op needs to work on his flexibility.
Scritches with love are infinitely better than scratches from a stick.
Obviously there are other wins, but you know this is a big thing.
I beg to differ. The best part is they cannot be compelled to testify against you (and vice versa). (In the USA.)
(We didn’t do anything, I just don’t like being compelled.)
That’s what door frames are for. My wife is for chocolate mini cupcakes with almond buttercream. Among other things.
