Solution to world thirst.
The sentient soda now drinks human blood from a straw.
After the intervention, Jesus knew he had to give up wine but he had a solution.
JesuSoda has the everlasting refreshing taste of the blood of the Son of God that washes away the aftertaste of sin. Enjoy the blessing of Christ from our can to your lips!
SODA!!! =D
All I wanted was a Pepsi
Saddam Hussein
Vampire soda, step 1 and 2
TFW the can has sharp edges.
6 OZes (about half a can of soda) is the ideal amount of blood to let in order to cure Hysteria.
Blood loss from a deep cut of the palm amounts to about half of a soda can.
So that’s how they make La Croix!
“how to refill your soda with hand ketchup”
How Marxists pray to satan.
Step one of making a self refilling soda. Tip: Make sure the blood flows continuously so it doesn’t coagulate and ruin the taste.