The advantage you have is being able to jog for half a mile without having to take a nap (assuming semi regular exercise)
The cat does exercise everyday though, they just have an optimal workout/recovery split.
optimal workout/recovery split
Sigh, I still haven’t figured this out
Sleep 20 hours a day
Run 4 hours straight, from 2am to 6am is the ideal time.
I mean, your cat will be old and feeble with slipping joints when you’re just barely learning what an actually sore back means, so it’s a bit of a trade off.
Your cat also won’t make it to 20, though.
Lucky bastard.
Not having a brain that’s too complex for its own good and can develop suicidal ideation is where they’re really lucky.
Or depression. Or anxiety. Or learning disabilities.
You shut your damn mouth, my cat is 17 and fit as a fiddle.
Oh, your cat will live forever!
Its all in the diet, gotta start eating kibble
I bet the car does a lot more stretching than you.
Point being, don’t discount flexibility and adding stretches to a good workout routine.
My car doesn’t do a lot of stretching, which is probably a good thing. I don’t think I could trust it to not break on the expressway otherwise.