Sounds nice. What’s the neighborhood like?
I like to go to my gay room and just kind of sit and stare at the wall and think about stuff. It doesn’t accomplish anything.
To be fair, the only way to afford a place like this is to run some sort of lab out of it.
I mean, I’d probably want a door.
In this economy??
Imagine having a whole ass lounge dedicated to sex before marriage. Living the high life.
I dunno, seems really inconvenient to me. What if you decide to get married at some point? I would just build a sex-regardless-marriage room, to get a little potential future-proofing done.
And maybe expand the gay room a bit.
I spent a lot of time in the boywife kitchen, but the abortion pantry just has snacks. I guess we sleep in the Sex Before Marriage Lounge? I’d swap the Gay Room and the Estrogen Lab. I surf Lemmy and do more science in the Gay Room, and my sweetheart hangs out in the Estrogen Lab.
The bathroom is trans, yes. There’s a second (cis) bathroom.
Oh no that’s horrible, where is this house… So I can avoid it :3
A kitchen just for me?! 🥺
With attached abortion, for convenience
How else are we expected to make my famous tomato soup?
For us, comrade.
This is absurd. The estrogen lab should be switched with the sexb4marriage lounge, so i can watch boywives in their kitchen at leisure, and take the estrogen to use in the trans bathroom efficiently.
Also, obviously you don’t want the lounge opening right into the bathroom. Unless that’s your thing, but then you should just convert your gay room into a multipurpose area.
wait doesn’t everyone just have a closet full of abortion???
you mean a medicine cabinet??
It’s just where they keep the vacuum.
Thoomp!
so that’s why it’s always clogged
No no this is for performing them, not for trophies. Common mistake
Lots of coat hangers in there.
I’m more of a walk-in abortion kind of person.
I’ll be on the weed smoking patio. Wake me up in three days if I’m not back.
bidens america
Where’s the secular “zen” room?
Don’t know, I’ll be in abortion if you’re looking for me!
I’m telling mom you keep hogging abortion.
Waiting for the day republicans start installing separate gendered bathrooms in their homes.
Me on my way to ground my son for using the FEMALE bathroom when he’s a MALE (i am a very good parent)
Don’t tell dad that I sit down to pee almost exclusively.
🤢 toilet seats are so gross even at home I don’t sit on it unless I have to just foul and outside I just would wait until I get home if I’d need to sit down
If your toilet seat is gross, maybe clean it?
How does it feel?
Great!
Pretty chill
Especially in the morning or evening
Plus it’s better for your bladder health
My pants are less wet and my bathroom is cleaner
convenient when i suddenly need to take a dump as well
Also on the toilet it’s Lemmy scrolling time.
I mean who doesn’t have a gay room these days?
More importantly, why is the gay room so small? You can barely get any gay in there.
Gerrymandering
Tell Gerry to m(e)ander his way out so the rest of us can have a turn in the gay room.