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minus-squareVenus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoHumans: I will now cultivate you, export you, protect you and make sure you’re growing well so I can keep smoking you despite a 50% chance of dying from it. Tobacco clearly has the last laugh in this story.
minus-squareFeydaikin@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month ago Tobacco clearly has the last laugh in this story. Well, it’s not like we’re immortal if we abstain.
minus-squareCarbonIceDragon@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoEvery second I’ve lived so far, I haven’t died, so if we simply take that pattern and extrapolate it for each future second…
minus-squaremoody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoUntil proof to the contrary, so am I
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoLet’s go fight in an epic clash of the immortals! First one to die, loses!
minus-squaremoody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoI dunno, it could go on forever
minus-squareFeydaikin@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoWith a name like The Fartographer, I’m inclined to believe you. 👍
Humans: I will now cultivate you, export you, protect you and make sure you’re growing well so I can keep smoking you despite a 50% chance of dying from it.
Tobacco clearly has the last laugh in this story.
Well, it’s not like we’re immortal if we abstain.
Every second I’ve lived so far, I haven’t died, so if we simply take that pattern and extrapolate it for each future second…
I am
Until proof to the contrary, so am I
Let’s go fight in an epic clash of the immortals! First one to die, loses!
I dunno, it could go on forever
With a name like The Fartographer, I’m inclined to believe you. 👍