WASHINGTON (AP) — U.S. Vice President JD Vance said that he’s joining his wife on a Friday trip to Greenland, suggesting in an online video that global security is at stake.
“We’re going to check out how things are going there,” Vance said in a video shared Tuesday. “Speaking for President Trump, we want to reinvigorate the security of the people of Greenland because we think it’s important to protecting the security of the entire world.”
Could Greenland just turn them away?
Detain them indefinitely instead.
"I’m sorry, due to political instability travelers from your country must be held for seven days while we run a background check to be sure you’re not attempting to illegally enter our country.
Here’s a 3cm thick mat and a 3m x 3m room that’s lit 24/7. See you next week. I suggest you take a vote on which corner is the bathroom."
If they did this. I don’t even think Trump would care. Probably tell the press “he doesn’t know anything about it, you’re telling me for the first time”.
Then Pete gets drunk and forgets to launch the rescue mission. No one would miss JV Vance anyways.
Once the rescue mission is finally underway, they accidentally add the Prime Minister of Greenland to the thread where they’re discussing battle plans.
Epstein them
Eh they’d need the Trump-Vance-Johnson trilogy though
They should. Just say the runways are unsafe to land on
Nah, let them come… and then don’t let them leave.
Deport to El Salvador Prison
Greenland should absolutely deny these invaders entry.
That would be a shame if they got detained.
Maybe they should have their cell phones searched just like those Europeans trying to enter the U.S… It’s not like any Signal threads JD may or may not be on have classified information, right?
The problem is they will be landing at an airport controlled by the US.
They can stay in the base but should be denied leaving imo
The us can control anything they want.
Foreign minister shows up with a paper reading persona non grata, that’s it.
And how do you picture the Danish Foreign Minister getting to this air base that is the only one in the region, and getting past the American security?
Firstly, us air base is still on his soil.
Secondly, are they going to only visit the air base?
I hope Greenlanders chase him away like Vermonters did. Let him know he can’t go anywhere without people making it known how much they don’t want a little sycophantic dweeb like him around.
Or take him hostage. I’m sure loads of Americans would welcome that.
The US would just bomb Greenland. Until everyone died. Just like the zionist fucks do in Gaza.
Just as long as the Greenlanders don’t threaten to give him back.
I don’t even understand why they’re allowed in the country.
There is a US military base in Greenland.
I hope Greenland refuses to let them off the base.
If they aren’t, then it’s best to turn them away at the Greenlandic airport for maximum inconvenience.
Detain them!
USA’s not sending their best.
A couchfucker and his cuck… Yeah, I’d say that’s not our best.
He’ll probably try to catch the eggs being launched his way.
Gonna make a cool 800€ in only 5 minutes.
$800, or about 5€.
Funny, that’s gonna be the exchange rate soon
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The only thing Greenland is in danger from, is the US.
You don’t need, that comma.
But I’d like to point out that this isn’t a criticism of, your comment. Just, the punctuation. I’m, sorry. And I will now take, my downvotes. See you, tomorrow.
I’m not offended. I use way more commas than, I should, but, in this case, it was meant to be, a pause for, emphasis, which I thought, was valid.
No down vote from the perpetrator.
Correct punctuation for dramatic pause is … ellipsis.
But I didn’t want the pause that long.
Did you try…two periods instead of three?
“It’d be a real shame if you were to find yourself in danger, Greenland”
Why can’t Greenland officials meet them at the airport, detain while going through their social media , and then put them back on the plane and tell them to not come back? I think that would be fair.
Why the fuck are they letting him?
Foreign minister at the gate with a sign reading ‘Persona non grate’.
I’m just saying.
There’s no chance in hell Vance knows what that phrase means
why do I have a feeling they are going to provoke/fake some kind of incident that would “justify” military “intervention”
tinfoils maybe Usha thinks “they’ll” kill her in Greenland to start a war between the US and Greenland so she’s taking her husband as insurance that won’t happen.
Untinfoils most likely she knows they’re hated and doesn’t want to face the unwantedness/hostility/embarassment of going where she’s unwanted.
Vance Def gives me family killer vibes
I hope they will freeze to death.
Slowly.
Hoping for the plane to go down in the sea.
As a convicted felon, Trump probably isn’t allowed entry to most modern countries.
Bush was and his DUI conviction counts as a felony.
I miss Junior now…
I didn’t know you use Lemmy, dad!
Greenland should deport them immediately after arrival
Can’t they just deny VISA entry?
That wouldn’t be as satisfying. Stamp the entry and THEN throw their asses out.
Literally ignore them. They are no more than tourists. No official interactions. No preferential treatment.
On their way back, they get detained by ICE
Please please let this happen…it would be the funniest thing ever!
I hope they get a cavity search too!
Its kind of weird how often they’re talking about when and where he is going to be almost like they’re inviting someone to knock him out of the sky.
