Please someone send this to uplifting news.
Finally some good news for once
Hell is already salivating
They’ve been needing a new Chief Eunuch…
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I have kept a bottle of bubbles in the fridge for one of two possible celebrations for far too long now.
Am I the other one?
Do you powder your face with orange tang?
He said for a long time. Trumps first presidency was disorganized random shit. Not something to save a bottle for. Besides, even if there was a bottle from 2016-2020, I think it would have been used in 2020 when Biden won. At the time, you’d assume that would be the end of trump, but he’s like a cockroach. Still though, that bottle would be gone. So I think it’s more likely the second bottle would be for Mitch McConnell.
Yeah. He STILL exists. Forgot about him, didn’t ya?
The store has more bottles.
My “bubbly list” is creeping up. On top of the obvious choices, I’ve added a handful of the old guard Democratic dipshits that more or less actively helped us sleepwalk into this complete clusterfuck.
Trump’s first presidency ended during COVID’s first year, he killed hundreds of thousands, excess deaths were over 600k for the first year.
Oh, geez, we can only hope it’s soon.
Did Zelenskyy say anything about which window Putin will be dropped off?
Please stop, I can only get so happy…
Between now and that party day there is still a lot of time for Putin to fuck things over. Be ready.
Also, when Putin dies, who will take over? I can guarantee you that Russia won’t be a human loving democracy after he’s gone, it’ll just be the next dictator who takes over. Putin will make sure his legacy is perfect (because for guys like him, it’s all about bullshit like dynasty and legacy) and then place the next Putin but probably worse.
Also, please take trump and the US government with you?
There’s probably a bunch of also bad people waiting in line to take his place. But would still celebrate his death though.
Probably, but there’s likely to be a lot of infighting about which one of them would take over.
I hope they forget to renew their window-falling insurance
Russian windows are uninsurable
Some good news finally
Yes, there are bad people waiting, but whoever comes in would be a fool to keep the Ukraine war going.
Let’s hope there’s a bunch so they stay busy fighting each other for it, instead of other people.
At least whoever takes over next has good reason to rescind the war effort. Unlike the panty poisoner who is locked into this by his imperious attitude
Yes. But there will be a huge power vaccume. They will tear each other into pieces to get to the thrown
After Stalin it took more than 50 years for anyone to achieve the kind of power that he had. Once Valodja is gone (can’t be soon enough), the situation will be similar. The satraps will fight among themselves and maybe, just maybe there will be some meaningful opposition again.
Russia will collapse immediately. Their military is a joke. The only tactics they have are meat swarms and those are severely depleted.
China will seize huge swaths of land, Chechnya will break off, it’s going to be insane how fast it will implode
Russia collapses immediately for centuries, yet nothing ever really happened.
The next guy will also suck. At this point it’s nerf or nothing for me
…does nerf stand for Nuke (the) Entire Russian Federation here?
A hundred dictators is still better than a hundred and one dictator. When one approached a difficult task, it’s better to divide it into smaller tasks.
if the next one is one if the loud ones who post on nazi line, theres a good chance they would be more incompetent. but offset by being more unhinged… looking at you Medvedev…
I’m sure the next soulless monster is lined up to take control of the cesspool.
I always wondered about his health. I’ve seen state photos of him sitting at the end of a ridiculously long table. People interpreted it as a power move, but it could also be because his immune system is fucked. Not a doc, but I know there’s quite a few treatments that end up suppressing the immune system.
Although given the amount of people he’s ordered poisoned, I’d want to keep my distance from everyone who might hold a grudge too.
Not too long ago there were videos of him where his hands were shaking until he grabbed the table.
people can live a long time with parkinsons
But many kinds of medicine can induce Parkinson’s.
like what medicine? do you even know what parkinsons is? You show me a medicine that can induce the creation of phosphorylated alpha synuclein.
Okay, true, technically not Parkinsons. But medicines can cause symptoms that are the same as those of the most visible symptoms of Parkinson’s disease. Hands shaking, difficulty in walking, mind not working completely. No idea of the pharmacology behind it. All I know that I’ve seen it happen.
tremor and parkinsons are not the same… i say this as someone who has parkinsons. you shouldn’t say stuff if you have no idea what you’re talking about, dumb people will believe it and you spreading misinfo.
@Sunshine One can hope.
🤞
Isn’t it just kinda the norm that we’re all waiting around for yet another Boomer to die so we can move forward?
This is why I’m against anti aging research. I can’t get over how bad it would be if anti-aging tech arrives. Only the wealthy and powerful could afford it.
Depends on the flavor of the research. I’m all for still dying in my 70s but also am for being relatively fuckable until the very end.
No anti-aging drugs and surgery can replace a healthy lifestyle with enough sleep, a balanced diet, abstaining from smoking, alcohol or other drugs and regular exercise.
Ozzy Osbourne outlived some of my healthy friends.
Why 70 ? Over 20 are all zombies … /s
This is referred to as healthspan or HALE and has been gaining research interest in recent decades.
really hope he doesnt pull a kissinger. that fuck let us wait for so long, when it actually happened, it was kinda like a wet fart
