Army of Darkness. I mean it’s freaking Bruce Campbell. Kiss the king baby.
Office space
There’s a throwaway line that one of the Bobs says talking with management about the layoffs where he starts with “well just a second there professor” and it’s one I never hear quoted but for some reason that phrase gets me every time I watch it.
billy madison
Friday
Bye Felicia!
“You just got knocked the fuck out!”
You just got Debo"d…
The Princess Bride!
Any other answer is… inconceivable
Anchorman
I quoted this a lot as a teen!
Spaceballs?!?!
Ghostbusters.
Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick.
Well, that’s what I heard!
That would be the 1985 master piece Clue
Flames! Flames on the side of my face!
Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?!
You don’t need any help from me, sir.
That’s right! …
To make a long story short…
Too late
Communism is just a red herring!
I’m going home to sleep with my wife!
Hot Fuzz. Hands down.
Everyone’s got guns round here. Like who? Farmers, Farmers mums.
Oh I’m sorry, did I break your concentration?
Aw man, I shot Marvin in the face.
You know what they call a quarter pounder in Paris?
And you will know that I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
They call it a Royale with cheese.
Say “what” again! I dare you, I DOUBLE DARE YOU.
What ain’t no country I ever heard of, they speak English in what?
Naw man, I’m pretty fucking far from ok
I don’t want to hear about no motherfucking ifs! What I want to hear is: You ain’t got no problem Jules, I’m on the motherfucker. Now go back in there and chill dem niggas out, cause I’m sending the cavalry who should arrive immediately. (… The Wolf) You sending in the Wolf? Hell yeah nigga that’s all you hadda say!
(My favourite dialogue in all movies… Second is Agent Smith’s monologue to Morpheus)
Dumb and Dumber for sure.
Big gulps huh? Well, see ya later!
- In Bruges
- Snatch
- Blues Brothers
- Any Mel Brooks movie
It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
Also, dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
I’m not talking about the guys who built the fucking railroad here.
Is there really a line which isn’t quotable in this movie?
That rug really brought the room together.
I see you’re not a golfer.
Mind if a do a J?
You can guess what happens next?
He fixed the cable?
