A New Jersey police chief has come under fire after colleagues accused him of defecating on the station floor, attempting to drug co-workers by putting Viagra and Adderall in their coffee, and sticking a hypodermic needle into an officer’s penis, according to a report.

And shiiting on the floor’s just the start of it! If this was a sudden behavior change, dude needs to get looked at, but he should not get to have his position while he does so.