I’m talking like Ursula or the French spider from from James and the giant peach. Don’t give me some conventionally attractive humans (though humans are totally allowed) please.
Personally mine was Goldie from Rock-a-doodle. I probably watched that movie 100 times on VHS as a kid.
Does Game Over Gruntilda count?
If not, then maybe
Orangutan Daisy DukeCandy Kong?
Hot Gruntie could get it 💯
Game over Gruntilda is FINE. Hell yeah brother.
Which Candy Kong though? The one from DKC, the one from DK64, or the one from the animated series above?
I like the TV one. The hair, earrings and headband give off such a “mom’s hot friend in the 90’s” vibe.
I made my friend lose at bank kazooie repeatedly just to rewatch the end
So this is how furries happened isn’t it?
nah, furries have existed since ancient history, we just like anthropomorphizing.
It probably didn’t help but someone else was saying that generally people attribute the first ones to being fans of the animated robin hood movie with the foxy lady who’s name is escaping my brain.
Foxy lady? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fNADqSlUZZw
… Maid Marion?
That’s the one.
I remember it looking different, but when I was under 5 I would rewind this scene over and over again when nobody was in the room
What are we looking at here, chief?
Sunflower from Concer: Bad Fur Day
Well that was certainly something… I swear animators were all doing way too many drugs back then.
Wow, that’s something.
I love your question and reaction to the answer so much😂 I was going to leave it, because the thread is perfect as is, but I just wanted to let you know; I really like your contribution to this thread
It’s nice to be appreciated. Thank you for telling me.
BTW I’m not yucking your experience with that cartoon, but the odd process by which it was ever allowed to be animated!
It’s definitely wild, I can’t believe I was allowed to watch it tbh. That mixed the concrete that is my sexuality, for sure. Lots of other things/people poured it, but that’s the earliest memory I have as far as my sexual awakening goes. I love putting my face between a big ole pair of titties, to this very day.
Well I hope you have many more opportunittties in your future!
She’s a surfer girl in blue, and she’s got some nice big curves to her front
You know what. I get it.
now this is a hearmeout
Cleo from the Cadillac Cats
Kinda sad there wasn’t more love for this answer. Cleo’s legwarmers and her big 80’s hair spoke to me.
Brad Dourif. But you have to guess the movie.
…Wormtongue?
Nope.
Child’s Play, Child’s Play 2, Child’s Play 3, Bride of Chucky, Seed of Chucky, Curse of Chucky, Cult of Chucky
Moominmamma
Colleen from Road Rovers. British accent, looked pretty, was also confident, so as a kid had a small crush on her. In retrospect she’s canonically a literal dog so that’s a bit weird, probably why the show didn’t last long.
There was something wrong here, but the… right kind of wrong.
Looking back, those times were an incredible desert of of titillation compared to the desserts of today.
Before my time but I can respect it.
I don’t recognize the character but I can see how one might want to tap that.
My guess is a character from Breath of Fire 3 or 4, the style is VERY 1990s Capcom
it was really weird being straight. glad i stopped that
My crush from that game was Momo.
But Peco would be the true hear me out.
Peco is a hard hearmeout but I am sure there’s someone
Melissa Raccoon
The frumpy mom vibes here are hilarious for a kid crush
Where from? Asking for a friend…
Canadian programming easily on par with all the other cartoons of the era.
Deputy Mayor Callie Briggs
Not the best picture, but it’s good enough.
Charlie B. Barkin. They knew what they were doing when they cast Burt Reynolds to voice Charlie.
Max from the goofy movie. Started a life long love of stoner burnouts that has continued to hurt me to this day
Okay, hear me out, it’s not what you think! More power to those who have, but I swear I’ve never even dressed like a cat.
But I mean goddamn gurl…right? Guys?
Those eyes alone are more seductive than Judy Hopps’ hips
“Come here and hakuna my tata”
Slimy, yet satisfying.
It’s the eyes.
Definitely. Also possible that having sex in grass sometime would blow my mind in ways I couldn’t comprehend.
I have had sex in tall grass and I can tell you it wont blow your mind.
There a lot of sex locations that look/sound good but really just suck. It’s like shower sex or beach sex. It can be hot, but it’s much more likely for it to interfere with the sex having in some way.
What can you tell me about coquettish lionesses? Are they as soft and smooth as my friend has imagined?
You know in all my sexual conquests I forgot to hit up a lion. I can’t help you there unfortunately.
Besides, the tickling and scratching and poking of the grass isn’t really helping with the mood. Or the ticks. Or those random small rocks and/or roots and/or dried rabbit shits.
Or that one group of crows intently watching you from the tree close by and laughing at you
Yeah outdoor/nature sex certainly has its downsides. Still fun though. Just not as comfy as a good old fashioned mattress.
