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Cake day: July 22nd, 2024

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  • I see a dad entertaining their child a mom shaming both of them for it. Question is:

    • Does mom have a bad day?
    • Is there something important dad promised to do which he is not doing?
    • Is mom much less pissed than she sounds and is expressing some lighthearted annoyance from a place of love and care for those two clowns?
    • Is this all just scripted to provoke comments?

    We‘ll never know…


  • Thanks to your answer I understand a little bit better how to make use of different formats and techniques.

    Thank you for that! But since I only shoot analogue, there’s a lot in your answer I can’t put to use. Since the sky is completely white anyway, could it be a solution to use a longer time so more light from the shadows gets to the film? Or will this fuck up the contrast completely?















  • The farmer and the farmhand are out in the field working. Suddenly the sky closes in and it looks like rain. The farmhand says to the farmer: “If we don’t hurry now, we’ll get soaked here.” The farmer says to the farmhand: “Then go into the house and get my wellies!” The farmhand says: “Why me? Why don’t you get your wellies yourself?” The farmer looks at the farmhand angrily and asks: “Who’s the farmer? Who’s the Farmhand?”

    The farmhand goes into the house in a rage. The farmer’s wife and her pretty daughter are sitting at the kitchen table. The farmhand says to the two of them: “The farmer said you two should get naked so I can fuck you.” The two women look at each other. The farmer’s wife is surprised: “No, I don’t believe that. The farmer would never say something like that, would he?” “Yes, he would,” says the farmhand. “But I can ask again just in case.” He goes to the kitchen window and opens it. The farmer’s wife has followed him and is standing next to it. The farmhand shouts out into the field: “Farmer, both of them?” The farmer looks at the window and shouts back: “Both of course, you idiot!”