Congress and the judicial branch have fast tracked themselves on a course to redundancy for the past 85 days.

Raw irritated penis

I can tell when the batteries on my cordless mouse have died. There’s a strange feeling of resistance when the mouse is active, but when it’s dead, nothing.

I’ve been saying this for months. How long until 47 “has a stroke.”

So a shitgun instead of a poostol.

You don’t know old until you’ve had to change the IRQ for your sound card because wolf3d.exe’s settings were different than swotl.exe.

With reddit eating X’s ass on the highway to insignificance.

I have revived multiple computers and my mom’s windshield wipers with concussive application of a rubber chicken.

I was just thinking earlier today that I miss Tim Walz. Walz 2028!