If you live in one of the 18 states that allow everyone to mail in their ballot, sign up for mail in ballots. I get mine a month before it has to be postmarked, giving me plenty of time to choose who I’m voting for.

https://www.ncsl.org/elections-and-campaigns/table-18-states-with-all-mail-elections

If you live in one of the 32 other states, go visit your state legislature and get mail in voting on the ballot.

I was trying to avoid nukes.

I somehow wouldn’t be surprised if certain parts of the US government still used reel to reel tapes.

The global south is probably the safest place to be in the event of WWIII. Most of our, Russia’s, and China’s nukes are targeted at the global north. France will probably hit some of the global south, like Australia, and possibly South Africa, but the latter shouldn’t be a target anymore as they disarmed. France will absolutely nuke enemies and allies though, they told us back in the 70s that if anyone nukes anyone else, they are nuking everyone. Honestly Bali or Samoa would be the places to be.

Maybe a full serving of fruits and veggies, but there’s no protein in there, at least not what we mean when we talk about protein in nutrition. Probably not many carbs either. I would also suspect that the rest of the product is undigestable, if not straight up toxic

Old Spice has some “island” scents that smell like fruits and flowers for men. I am currently working my way through a bottle of “Fiji” smells like papaya and vanilla.

I am at a loss to think of a more man oriented brand of hygiene products than Old Spice. Maybe Axe, but do we really consider teenage boys men?

They expect them to live on the free meal they are getting from their one of their two fast food jobs.

That’s absolutely intentional. They won’t allow you to have more than one job, because they want you dependent on the shit job that they are deining to give you.

USS Enterprise

The presents are coming! The presents are coming!

SGI workstations had the best GUI. That shit looked straight out of Hollywood

Only a 98% chance to hit. May as well wait for a non missing shot.

Would you kindly play Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. Excellent game play, especially going in blind. The music is one of the best game soundtracks ever. The writing is compelling, and you get to play as everyone’s favorite broody vampire, Alucard.

This happens to me so frequently my D&D friends joke that I’m clearly the favored disciple of the god of driving.

The left is educated enough to know specifically who they want to kill. The right just wants everyone that’s not them to die

At least you didn’t grab a case of oil because it was on sale for $10 for 12 quarts only to realize that instead of grabbing 10w 35, I had grabbed 20w 50. Took 16 oil changes to use all that oil.

I remember when Camel’s, Marlboro’s, and Newports were $0.60 a pack

Why?

Fine.

Is there any problem AN weapon can’t solve?

Yeah, I used a couple different ones to build a couple restaurants. Sounds exactly like a gun, maybe a little quieter. Grab ear protection.