Polls don’t mean shit. You’re gonna need to drag him out of the oval office by his ankles if you want him to leave.

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Why wait?

Shut up, you Rogan

Monkeys and apes are monophyletic, you massive bastard. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)

Bat out of Hell in my Ass

Shakespeare was an ape

Batteries Not Included

Would be more impressed if they did this to Elon himself.

No

Ngl, I checked the date on the article

Although I shouldn’t be surprised, I did check the date on this one to make sure it wasn’t April 1st.

Miffed, Peeved, Irked, Mildly Pissed Off, Really Pissed Off, Fuckin’ Livid

I got constipated looking at this post

4D chess marketing

It’s the same in the UK and I expect most other “westernised” countries. I’m from the UK and we have quite a large Indian population who mainly immigrated in the 70s. In my last job I worked with a bunch of second/third generation Indian immigrants before Brexit happened and they all hated the idea of more immigrants coming into the country. It’s quite amazing how narrow-minded and selfish people are.

So I’ve learned! I’m no programmer so I guess I’ll just wait until the software catches up. Hopefully won’t be too long!

These guys must be big fans

John Cena has the physique of an overgrown dwarf.

This is 100% a plan to tank US stocks so him and his buddies can buy them up cheap