Tarrasque in a Ford F-150 Raptor Super Duty barreling through the school zone at 55 mph.

Åfrica?

It’s me, I’m that player

That’s why I always take prestidigitation, to reheat the eggs afterwards

Äfrica

What kind of two-bit good-for-nothing organization wouldn’t supply you with a flamethrower?

“Birdie, I need a pipe bomb”

NPC: “It’s my job” Player: “everybody check your asses for bugs!”

“Why TF does it have thoughts, it’s not Rattatootoot”

(In the thickest Russian accent): “Still your fault, fuck you!”

“Fuck it, all the gnomes are French now, hon hon hon motherfucker”

P1: ”He checked my dick, my dick was fine” P2: ‘He sucked it dry it was so sublime’

”Can I store things in the dog?”

NPC: “Where are you going to get a baby dragon?” Player: “We’re going to make one”

Bimothy is a very common name for pirates

It still is in Spanish, language is weird

You get what you pay for, and that’s not much here.

Teifling Melissa

Pseudi Arabia

What sort of games would Kobolds make? Because I can definitely see them making From the Depths

If humanity were inherently evil, we WOULD NOT BE HERE RIGHT NOW