Children is a sure sign they targeted me wrong. Having just watched a doco on toy development 😺

They claim it isn’t a thing but I’ve had Vety weird coincidences before. Deliberately trying it for shits and giggles.

I’m saying words I have no interest in really very often to see if advertisements turn up.

There is glowing Whump?! You just changed my universe.

Currently trying to convince the microphones that don’t exist I have IBS and want a firearm to shoot wild pigs

Yes thank you. Just having the sads on behalf of a friend.

Oh yuck. There is a reason I generally avoid red wine. Histamines and crying make for one puffy Catfish. Fetch me a cucumber!

I had that happen with thyroid meds. Near constant edge of panic attack jitters. Blood test said halve the dose!

Well MZB can get in a bin (I didn’t know at that point) but thanks 😺

I’m pretty sure that is Lego Masters

Cleaning up old photos. This one is near perfect.

I had a childhood cat demolish an Easter choc basket. Also miraculously seemingly unharmed. Bloody rascals.

Once upon a time the arse trumpets were at least amusing

Had ‘his’ first mate over. Vomit before 9. Yeah, cheers thanks a lot.

My teeth hurt. Visitors lined up two days in a row. Hoping I can avoid saying something crushingly stupid to the recently bereaved one.

Ssueee

Ooooooh my belly …

Congratulations!!!

Psst, they are all the same

Bickies for everyone! Total fail on the fancy print, but you can’t taste those anyway.