Also the tariffs against Canada are still in place, leaving Canada in a relatively isolated position compared to a couple of days ago. That doesn’t really fit the narrative.

Every trip you take

And every turn you make

Every time you brake

(Don’t go in that lake!)

He’ll be watching you

There are so many reasons to not buy from Amazon. Not just the dopamine-fueled consumerism. Not just the anti-union shenanigans. Not just Bezos buying and destroying the Washington Post, and supporting Trump. It’s an American company, and right now, that should be enough.

US citizens I hope you’re taking notes.

Good thing you don’t have to worry about that two-party system anymore!

“Your sound card works perfectly.”