I don’t buy from them because their coffee is bad.

Im pretty sure my wife’s feet secrete ice. They are somehow still freezing cold despite being in the thickest socks I could find.

Unifying theory of ‘Fuck that guy’.

Again.

I watched the original Scream years after seeing Scary Movie, and realized Scary Movie is just Scream on cocaine. A lot of the jokes are the same or just slightly different.

What’s the line between being self aware and a parody?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were originally a parody of Daredevil. I think they have surpassed it in popularity.

Is that what dwarf bread is based on?

Weirdly enough, the commercials are the things that trigger my nostalgia the most.

Welcome home.

We have the answer here -

There’s a lot of issues with forensics sciences that send a lot of innocent people to jail.

Party of ‘family values’ ensuring families are torn apart! True patriots.