I hate to break it to you but your homies were already fucking weirdos for having a waifu, had nothing to do with you son.

If you don’t have lemmy nobody will fuck you.

I know right? Like I’m 33 how the fuck am I older than George fucking costanza.

But yeah I just went by the actors age at the time of each season.

Yeah but that makes sense. It makes me mad that I’m the same age as the cast of Seinfeld though.

Am I seriously almost the same age as Homer fucking Simpson

Jesus Christ

I don’t like this ride

How do I stop it

Who doesn’t want hair tips or relationship advice from u/anal-plundering?