“I swear babe, I didn’t cheat on you! I just came into contact with a Brown Widow spider!!”

Alaskan here - this is what I’m most afraid of. I can’t tell you how many coworkers (who are conservative) have bitched and moaned about how “That’s the only reason Peltola [D] won!”

It’s extremely evident that they simply don’t understand the system, nor do they want to. They’ve latched onto it as “the thing that made their pick lose” and so it must die.

It’s probably in reference to The Hobbit movies - which were…less than great.