Taking the opportunity to share a super fun fact about this. The ridges in a human’s outer ear allow us to determine whether a sound is coming from above or below by subconsciously noting how different frequencies are bouncing off those ridges. Animals without those ridges can only determine the lateral direction a sound is coming from relative to their head’s orientation, and their method of figuring out whether the sound is from above or below is to tilt their heads and “listen on a different plane”

The average president has been convicted of 0.74 felonies, unless you exclude outliers in which case the average is 0

After picking a star from that screen, it says “Let’s-a go”. When I was a kid I thought it was “hip pickle”

Alright, you cast heal wounds. Any wounds on the legs are healed. You are now aware that paralysis from birth is not a “wound”

I said it as a joke, but honestly…cooking something together with a special someone then sharing a bottle of wine that guy absolutely roasts the very concept of detergent pods sounds like a great night

Date idea: a nice dinner, followed by the feature-length Technology Connections Dishwasher Anthology

I too vomit while standing up at my full height.

To be even MORE pedantic - the noun form of pedantic is “pedantry”

I think of it as being (sorta) similar to spraying and wiping down a dirty countertop. The spray alone isn’t going to get it fully clean, but it makes the wipe about a thousand times more effective at finishing the job.

The worry is focused on the amount of damage that is likely to be done by the people in decision-making positions thinking they can save money by removing more paid positions.

If your goal is just to prevent glare from direct sunlight? Maybe a purely passive diffuser is what you’re looking for

That means after saying it, you can say literally anything and guarantee it will be off record c;

Hi there! You appear to be interpreting some type of meat eating ideology from my comment. Let me encourage you to take it at face value - the only intent is to criticize the idea that humans are “meant” to eat particular foods, an idea present both in the meme that started this thread and in the above mentioned paleo diet

Multiple different things can be dumbass pseudoscience, actually. Any time someone starts talking about what humans “were meant to eat”, I’m done listening. Humans can and do survive and thrive on an extremely broad variety of diets. It’s part of why societies were able to develop in so many different places.

Welcome to 2024 where we announce the possibility of an upcoming announcement.

Got so tired of casual sex that they created competitive ranked sex.

This is genuinely very clever and I’m amazed that the teacher came to the conclusion that this person didn’t prepare anything